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I first got the idea for this back in the mid 90's.  Frustrated from emulating slide guitar sounds on the keyboard element of the Swiss Army Bass, I got thinking...why not commit a truly authentic act of self indulgence. At that, I set out to figure out how to play pedal steel guitar with one hand while playing bass with the other - once and for all.  I figured that this could done fairly simply by mounting a slide on a carriage over the strings and reversing the action of the whole instrument. This would allow me to rest my palm on the carriage and fret and pick with the use of just one hand. 

The original rig was really clunky but I did manage to toss it on the back of a cart and go play in the subway.  It was an interesting experience to say the least.  I had to overcome a natural aversion to stepping onto a subway platform and whipping out this freakizoic instrument and start playing it.  I did the best for the Brooklyn-bound passengers at the Lafayette/Broadway stop. It's a relatively quiet station with low central ceilings (cozy almost).  I would sit and play this improvisational, heroin-ated, down-home country, Indian, Chinese sounding shit. I tried to keep it as relaxing as possible for the crowd heading home in the late evening and I guess they appreciated it because I always went home with a lot more money than I left with. It was cool getting getting paid to learn how to play this thing...only in New York.

 

                                          So Here's how it works 
   
Players right palm rests on lateral sliding carriage enabling single-handed slide guitar.   Bass guitar is played simultaneously using only the left hand employing a guitar technique known as hammer-ons .
Unlike  conventional  guitars, the pickup is positioned toward the headstock, thus this instrument's tonal operation is reversed. In other words it's bass ackwards.  
     

Magnets on the underside of the slide carriage mechanism address the two long metal inlays on the face of the instrument keeping the slide in place. A pair of floating magnets addresses the smaller metal inlays (ok, they're nails) on either side of the instrument and act somewhat as frets.

 

The pedal pulls the cable core which pulls the "G' string, increasing its pitch to different increments.

The guitar is tuned in 5ths with the "G" string being tuned to a major second.  This allows the instrument to produce a multi-octave major triad when the pedal is fully depressed and a minor triad when the pedal is halfway depressed.

 

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A bicycle cable pulls the guitar's "G" string directly from below it on the bridge.
 

 
The original prototype employed drawer tracks mounted on either side of the "guitar" with corresponding wheels on the slide carriage as a means of mounting the carriage over the strings.  I carved indentations into the tracks that jibed with where the frets would be on a standard guitar. This allowed me to feel the exact spot where the slide carriage should come to rest for any given note(s). In the meantime, controlling the pitch of the "G" string in relation to the other strings evolved from a crude drum pedal design to a more accurate system that consists of a keyboard pedal, duct tape, and some extraneous drum hardware. In the second prototype I replaced the draw tracks with copper pipe (I was on a serious copper pipe tip at the time). The mechanism functioned much more smoothly but was outdone by the current prototype described above.  
  An earlier prototype employed a copper pipe for the slide mechanism. Jackson: take your shoes off you little commie
 
Every few years I pull this thing out, dust it off, work on it, improve it and play it until my brain bleeds and I get burnt out and throw the thing in the corner. As far as this series of recordings goes, I came up with a set of familiar cover songs and perform them in an intimate, stripped down way, sort of the opposite of the Johnny Skilsaw thing. The Egotar is great for making up songs but my  focus here  was expanding as a player while producing some familiar  music that's easy to listen for a change.  I intentionally chose songs I believe to be great songs, many of which have complex chord progressions and huge poly chords that seriously hurt my brain.

 

                                                       

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